And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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