You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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