it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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