it wasn't lemon gatorade
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
And then my night got REAL pukey
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
