I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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