Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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