i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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