when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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