BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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