North Korea, Best Korea!
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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