I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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