If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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