is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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