i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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