Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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