i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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