I puked a lego.
there was a trapeze. enough said
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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