This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My penis needs a shock collar
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize