Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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