you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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