The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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