yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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