Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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