playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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