So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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