If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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