I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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