Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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