ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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