they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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