thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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