he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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