For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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