Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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