Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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