you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.