so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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