I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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