I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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