He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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