He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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