today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
