My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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