Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize