I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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