I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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