She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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Sorry about my life...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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