I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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