just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Less talking, more tequila
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Randomize
