can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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