Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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