Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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