Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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