If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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