: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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