i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
