"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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